affirmations for the awake and conscious
- you do not have to go back to high school, even for a few months. you graduated for real long ago. college too actually
- you are not going to get into a car accident. you don’t own a car for this specific reason
- your parents have vanishingly little leverage over you, and you don’t have to see them if you don’t want to
- there's a bathroom, like, right across from your room, and it's not even hard to find a toilet in there. honest
- you broke up with her 20 years ago, it's cool
- you have a phone that can tell you what transit route to take. if you make a mistake you can just transfer. you don't have to take the bus all the way across the ocean
- busses can't go across the ocean
- you don't have any lines you forgot to memorize. you aren't in theater. or television. or radio
