kyle

Apples are to me an ideal fruit, but they are also the perfect shape, weight, and consistency for throwing at things really really hard like a baseball so it's a tough life with so many choices

• apples
• larger crabapples
• chocolate oranges
• grackles (professionally)
• grackles (amateur)
• baseballs
• snow globes
• cool rocks
• ugly rocks
• those glass orbs that contact jugglers use
• a baseball sized pillbug (it'll be okay)
• tiny pangolin
• rubber band ball
• monkey skull full of paint
• any given pool ball
• 3 clams taped together (yinglet bait)
• clementines
• satsuma
• Matryoshka dolls
• chunk of ice
• edh deck box (full)

• those plastic bottles full of lemon juice that are shaped like grenades lemons

I like the way this birdhorse thinks

they have a label attached to the cap just like the ring you use to pull the pin. tossing one at the customers is my number one retail intrusive thought