Melmoiran: So sit up straight, shut your fool mouth, and listen to your elder god.
Young Rashk: oh fuck you, old man.
Old Rashk: So sit up straight, shut your fool mouth, and listen to your elder god.
Young Barsamin: oh fuck OFF.
Middle-Aged Barsamin: So sit up straight, shut your fool mouth, and listen to your elder god.
Emerlian: 🖕 the fact that you fucked my dad doesn't make you my FUCKING DAD.
Glory in the Thunder: gay old men yelling at gay plucky teens
Barsamin has positive qualities but “good with kids” is emphatically not one of them