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Richter Belmont in a sleeveless jean jacket whipping weremoose with his poutine whip and throwing bottles of holy maple syrup.
The cross subweapon is now a hockey stick, and it's quite easy for him to survive the castle because he has access to a robust public healthcare system :V
American Vampire Hunters: "We're just fine, thank you!" (claws into the walls looking for meat)