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Webster
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my "coming out" story is that i didn't want to deal with the pomp and circumstance of coming out. so i just pretended i already had. i assumed that everyone would just pretend they already knew to avoid the embarrassment of admitting they missed the big announcement. and i was right. that happened basically 100% of the time.


Webster
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okay i did properly "come out" to a couple people. when i was 19 there was this boy i would drive 3 hours to make out with every weekend. but since i was a mormon and being gay was something that only happened to other people, i rationalized that i was just making out with the bros because i wanted more affectionate heterosexual friendships. when i eventually tearfully told him i thought i might not be straight after all, he composed himself, held back a laugh, and said "yeah... uh... i know..."


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