being bipedal is fucked
basically zero other animals risk dying instantly if they trip over something
Your spine emphatically disagrees with the 90° bend you’ve just put in it
Consider: two spines
I am very smart and a biologist definitely not a writer and glorified car mechanic
We should stop seriously discussing taur anatomy because getting into the nitty gritty of how you’d make them work seems terrifying, and now I want to ramble about it
Like I assume the upper torso is all lungs with a disturbingly long esophagus going down the middle to the other torso because having lungs several feet from the mouth seems like a non-starter
And given you’ve got a human size mouth tasked with in taking in enough food to power a horse-sized body (20k calories daily-ish) they’re probably spending a lot of time eating or have learned to eat at a rate that would make Joey Chestnut blush
We should stop thinking about this because I was thinking about how much taur vore art I've seen lately.
Which my brain veered into "not gonna think about it too hard, but yeah, that's probably enough calories, taurs can have a little snake jaw logic as a treat"
And then I thought "well, how many calories is the average human?" And caught myself before googling it
Look, I know taur anatomy isn’t exactly polite talk as of late, but consider at least two of every organ.
We start with one face, though having another set of eyes and ears elsewhere would be cool imo. We have slightly larger lungs and add a set of gills with air sacs near the front. One long esophagus going into multiple stomachs (cows got them, why can’t we?). Throw in some cellulose-digesting microbes so that we can eat bark and grasses. Two hearts. One between the lungs and one between the air sacs. All the other stuff (pancreas, liver, kidney, etc) are in sets of two with a very large bladder and intestines. Effective Eater. Big Pooper. Big Pisser.
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