my advice to people who want to cuddle Monster Hunter monsters is to do what mario fans have been doing for ages and just embrace the fact that you're Horny for Bowser even though he gets dunked into lava and dies in every game

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my advice to people who want to cuddle Monster Hunter monsters is to do what mario fans have been doing for ages and just embrace the fact that you're Horny for Bowser even though he gets dunked into lava and dies in every game
my only question for a new monster hunter game is, can you pet the ludroth?
Sadly, not even MH Stories lets you pet them
You can only pet your cat and your dog in MH Rise
wait you can. There's a skill in stories 2 that lets you pet your monsties and restore some of their health
I like the interpretation of Mario as a bunch of characters on a stage doing a performance. At the end of the day, after putting on a good show, they all go out and play tennis.