8akesale

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you cannot keep me off zhe telescopes
late 20s
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ΘΔ, you know how it is wizh spaghetti

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AfterShark
@AfterShark

I feel like cohost is either a very good or very bad place to be shamelessly into BIG right now, because I fear I'm going to crush some poor yinglet with just my tail while walking around.


AfterShark
@AfterShark

Like no shame to people who are into that but the only crunch I want to hear when my hips start swaying is from furniture.


fwankie
@fwankie

on the other hand they seem hyped about space travel and flying, so maybe you just need to tail slap them outdoors instead


8akesale
@8akesale

i'm starting to zhink our launch vehicle budget would be better served as catering for zhe Launch Macros


AfterShark
@AfterShark

I'm not a macro my ass and tail are just fat-I mean yes absolutely please provide lunch I would love that.


8akesale
@8akesale

i can take you out to dinner if you want


AfterShark
@AfterShark
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8akesale
@8akesale

hey, i'm 3 feet tall (almost)


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