8akesale

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you cannot keep me off zhe telescopes
late 20s
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birdgirlbeak
@birdgirlbeak

I wonder how hard it is to fling someone 8 kiloparsecs


birdgirlbeak
@birdgirlbeak

I think this is a question the yinglet space program could answer


8akesale
@8akesale

our launch macros are only available for low earzh orbit, but you might be able to convince one to try harder? just be sure to compensate zhem fairly, we will not tolerate any level of exploitation


8akesale
@8akesale

can you measure how zhick zhe iron crust on a neutron star is while you're out zhere?


birdgirlbeak
@birdgirlbeak

of course! I think payment can be arranged, I have many valuable trinkets. just aim me a bit off from the galactic center, I'm sure I'll find my way back


8akesale
@8akesale

free return trajectory off of sag a*


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