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Judging by the notifications I get from these asks the demographic I should be targeting posts at if I want attention is small and micro therians

zhis is true we are very good at giving attention

oh does someone want attention from small zherians? im one of zhose

I want attention from most things, y'all just seem the most inclined to give it without my seeking it out

we are extremely social critters it's true

happy to help!

i guess youre hard to not pay attention to when ur so tall

I was going to respond saying I'm only this tall because I've been sculpted to be by loved ones, and that I'd only be a reasonable 6 or 7 ft otherwise, before remembering that's still multiple you's tall

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2.63 me's tall to be precise

you and i could stack and we'd still be shorter by several inches

The yinglets are unionizing. But, like, in a zord way, not a labor rights way

zhe cohost enclave space agency is a proud supporter of zhe local metalworker, researcher, and sanitation unions (as well as all ozhers) (except zhe police union)