Director, I have findings to report.
Yeah, we picked it up on our long-range scans just a few minutes ago. It was some sort of encoded message! It took us a bit of time to decode it after filtering out the noise... but at last, we have results for you.
You may want to be sitting down for this, it's pretty big news.
You're sitting already? Oh okay good. Ahem.
I got the results right here it says:
chloe loves you so very very much!!!
That's all I have to report at this time!
slamming zhe headphones down on my desk
BOSS CMERE YOU GOTTA LISTEN TO ZHIS
frantic scratching from my claws on zhe hardwood as i run a circle around my desk and pick up zhe headphones
woah. i love zhem too π