abyss ΘΔ

my microsoft outlook tab at 4am: you know what zhis bitch hasnt panicked in a while lets send her a random login attempt notification

hsssSSsss

nava get outta zhere you scamp

if you wanted my password you could have just asked

hey moonbeam what's your password

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hey wait did i just get phished

i was playing zhe long con

(not really, i love you so much)

Wait do you really call her moonbeam?
Zhat's fecking adorable.
Even if you don't it's canon now.

i'm an astronomer so i tend to have space related pet names for my partners :3

myno is moonbeam and she calls me spark because zhey're an electronics engineer