Anonymous User asked: Elizabeth would indeed be a good name!
also, i’d like to cash in my Soda’s voucher!
i saw that thing on @var ‘s blog, where someone turns into a bunch of rubber balls, and i’d like to request… something like that, but a little more diverse, i’m just. a sentient vaguely humanoid pile of Fun Things™️
so my hands and forearms would become big puffy pillows (shaped like pawb-mitts), my upper arms… vanish, floating pillow pawbs. i want floating pillow pawbs.
my head turns into a bouncy ball, my torso turns into an inner tube, my tail is a spring (i wanna be a bouncy boi) my feet turn into pawb-themed roller skates
my legs are springs too.
🥤 Ooh, interesting! A very custom request… Let’s see how the machine handles it! I imagine it’ll be fine since you described it in such detail on the form there.
You feed it in, and a minute later she emerges from the back room with your potion! The liquid inside the bulbous bottle she hands you looks like it’s made entirely out of multicolored bubbles, and it tastes like lots of candies!
Oop! She catches the bottle as your puffening hands drop it. … I don’t know why I did that, it’s perfectly fine for these bottles to break. See, watch! She tosses it to the ground, though you aren’t paying much attention to the bottle shattering into magic glass that quickly dissolves away into nothing because there are wheels growing out of the soles of your feet and a hole forming in the middle of your torso and a spring pushing out of your pants and wow that’s a lot wowww
The substance of the bottle gets absorbed by these sinks I have surrounding the building, and funneled back into the machine to be recycled into more bottles! Very efficient, and it allows you to freely shatter your bottle dramatically after drinking your potion, Dracula-style! O-oh, you, oh, wow, I really went off on a tangent there. You look good! Fun! C-careful with those feet of yours!
(Thanks for the input on the name by the way!)