23: Chain
“No.”
“Oh come on, what is it this time?”
“The name’s stupid.”
“What do you mean, ‘the name’s stupid?’ It describes this sword perfectly!”
“We already have a word for what it is! It’s just a chainsaw!”
“Excuse me, it is not just a chainsaw, it’s a chain sword.”
“See, that’s what I’m talking about. You put a hilt on a chainsaw and decided that made it a sword!”
“I did not, I built this thing from the ground up!”
“Yes, and what you built was a chainsaw that’s hard to hold because you gave it a sword hilt instead of a chainsaw handle. It doesn’t even run for very long because you had to slim the gas tank down so much!”
“I have a plan for fixing that in the next revision.”
“If you say ‘fuel backpack’ I am going to stab you with this sword, which won’t even do anything because it isn’t switched on. But it might bruise you.”
“…Well I mean I won’t say fuel backpack now, will I?”