Using the magic of the internet I roped my brother into playing some of the Dirty Pair video game, which is pretty uh....
Well it exists, anyway.
Okay but if it's so bad why can't I stop thinking about it? Have I been cursed by a wizard or witch?

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Using the magic of the internet I roped my brother into playing some of the Dirty Pair video game, which is pretty uh....
Well it exists, anyway.
Okay but if it's so bad why can't I stop thinking about it? Have I been cursed by a wizard or witch?
Definitely a game that exists and definitely a game that ain't great when you get right down to it.
And yet I kept thinking about booting it up again as I drifted off to sleep last night!
You (I) cannot stop thinking about it because it is all that there is, and you (I) desperately want to play a game about the Dirty Pair and that's all that there is and it's absolutely tragic.