A Big Old Skeleton

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A Big Old Skeleton @A-Big-Old-Skeleton4/20/2023, 7:54 AM

clone trooper 0451 @CT-0451

willow @Willow4/20/2023, 12:21 AM

(palpatine) your name’s maul? no fuckin kidding. normally we gotta come up with something

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Internet Janitor @internet-janitor6/12/2024, 4:14 PM

"my legal name is Moon-Moon Maulificent Thorsenby, but everyone calls me Maul"

Meowruna @laoruna6/12/2024, 4:38 PM

and his name was still less on-the-nose than his brother's

Internet Janitor @internet-janitor6/12/2024, 4:59 PM

I feel like naming a kid "Feral" should be immediate grounds for CPS intervention.

Christian Simmers @Xuelder6/12/2024, 5:12 PM

It would not surprise me if "Maul" was the Dathomir Nightbrothers' equivalent of naming your kid John.

Mateus Auri @MateusAuri6/12/2024, 5:28 PM

Palpatine must've been really into Pro Wrestling to come up with Vader

Winter Cam-dle @Galaxycamerata6/12/2024, 5:33 PM

Now im just imagining a Darth Shockmaster

Mateus Auri @MateusAuri6/12/2024, 10:42 PM

that's the one who bonks his head on the door in the first film, he had been demoted of his Darth position for being too clumsy

@xenolon6/12/2024, 5:51 PM

Maul: "It's a family name. I actually kinda hate it. Most people call me Maddy".

Palpatine: "Okay so Darth Mad then? That works for us too."

Internet Janitor @internet-janitor6/12/2024, 6:39 PM

Darth Insanius: "Just remember you're gonna be stuck with the name for a while, so think it over carefully."