Commander Blood rules, okay?

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Commander Blood rules, okay?
I always wanted to play this! I supposed I could always try to translate it as I play if there's subtitles for everything.
Commander Blood had an English release! You can find it, if you know where to look (you should start with archive.org and move on from there)
Yeah :( I like Commander Blood too so I'm curious what this does that's different from that game
It's a very surreal experience; I can read French just fine and it's still intentionally confusing. I think just clicking around without being able to read the text will still get you part of the experience!
This is a crime, I didn't even know there was a dang sequel! I feel cheated! The French must answer for this insult!
this gif ended up being much longer than i thought and the more i saw the less i understood
I have never played or listened to this game
but I can HEAR this character in my head
Funny thing is, there's no voices at all, but at the same time I can hear in my head exactly what Petit Piteux sounds like
idk if anyone else caught it but he says "the internet! it's better than jerking off" for like one frame before it changes to "than going to the gym!" which i think is swell
instead of "cya later shitlords", they say "ça meme plus la peine", and i think that's beautiful