ABuffSeagull

ABuffSeagull

@ABuffSeagull

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experience of playing any AAA game for the first time three years after it came out

New Game

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A new item has been added to your inventory: Level 80 Armor

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A new item has been added to your inventory: Gun With 19 Barrels

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A new item has been added to your inventory: Pink Dildo, Haha (This Was A Social Media Joke We Did Four Months After The Game Came Out. It Does Like 900 Damage)

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A new item has been added to your inventory: Platinum Horse

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A new item has been added to your inventory: Button That Wins The Game

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DLC activated: Sins of the Lost Fathers. Visit The Island to start the DLC campaign.

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DLC activated: Avenge Your Wife (Who Was Killed In Act 3 Of The Original Game)

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DLC activated: Please Come Back, We Need A Longer Tail On This One Or EA Will Can Us Before We Can Finish The Sequel