Roommate: Did you hear about Jeremy Renner? [gives details about the accident]Aether, aloud: Is Hawkeye even still alive? Is Disney going to photoshop his head onto a body double that has all his legs now?
Roommate: I think his family is more concerned that he lives.
Me, panicking: I mean!!! Disney isn't above doing something like that! They CGI dead people all the time! Like that Star Wars lady!
The rest of the conversation did not go well