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CERESUltra
@CERESUltra
lupi
@lupi asked:

Should coyotes be permitted to possess and operate naval surplus RIM-8 Talos Surface-to-Air Missiles, with either conventional or nuclear warheads?

I think they should.

Listen, permitted isn't even part of conversation, I have a fully armed Destroyer sitting off the New Jersey coastline and you bet your sweet bippy there's like ten of those on the de...

[someone whispering in my ear]

Wait what?

[more whispering]

[looking at them] Is that so?

[vigorous nodding]

Uh

Okay, pretend I didn't say any of that but yes I 1000% agree that if a coyote and her headmates have stolen a decommissioned Arleigh Burke-class destroyer and managed to acquire a bunch of armaments including the aforementioned missiles I absolutely do believe that they can and should be in possession of said objects. In...minecraft? Sea of thieves? Ecco the dolphin? thisisn'tlegallybinding

[kicked under table]

Ow! Okay, okay. Also, only conventional warheads, we don't want the kind of heat that having nukes brings, no thank you.


CERESUltra
@CERESUltra

Noooo please hey I'm just a little yote and it's my birthdayyyy I'm just a little yote don't sink my dinghy it's so small and defenseless you wouldn't sink a yote on her birthday would you nyoooooooo

morgan don't read this next part. for legal porpoises, it is not my birthday this is a bit.


CERESUltra
@CERESUltra

[Standing on the deck of what's about to be a slag heap off the shores of Cape May, sipping gatorade zero from a coffee mug, as I watch 300 missiles coming directly for me]

Welp,


APOAPSIS
@APOAPSIS

Instead of stealing an old Oliver Hazard Perry from mothballs you shoulda gone up the Jersey Coast and rebuilt the SAM batteries at Sandy Hook


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I ended up re-reading Red Storm Rising for the first time in 30 years because of this post. My brain hurts from reading the romance subplot. Did Clancy ever talk to a person from Iceland. Did he talk to a girl at all in his life?