• he/him

shameless furry turbobisexual
astrophysics undergrad
professional manwhore boyfailure

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Twitter (I refuse to call it “ex”)
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capriciousCapra
@capriciousCapra

-Caley's Furious Scrunch
-Meyer's Deticulated Spline
-Reduce Blahaj
-Testicular Tesseraction
-Otiluke's Quivering Bead
-Propagate Gentry


fwankie
@fwankie

Reduce Blahaj has legitimate uses, how am I supposed to get all of these in a suitcase otherwise


capriciousCapra
@capriciousCapra

you make your suitcase bigger on the inside, come on, this is apprentice-level wizarding


fwankie
@fwankie

but that shows up funny on the airport scanners and they make me take everything out so they can search it


acori
@acori

This just wasn't a problem before wizard 9/11 😔


APOAPSIS
@APOAPSIS

Lyle, Lyle, gaze into thine divining orb! They struck the archmage's spire! By God's wounds, they struck the archmage's spire!


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