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Implausibly high ground pressure? Yup.
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Flight with impossibly small wings? A brick will fly if you get it moving fast enough.
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Obscene tail-based center of balance issues? You might have to sit down for this one.
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Fat distributions unheard of in natural biology? You fucking bet your comically-disproportionate buttocks we do.
FurryCorp, where we throw Darwin the Finger, and give ourselves way too much credit by calling it "Intelligent" Design