“Queer gals give their pets like a hundred nicknames.”
Me, a queer woman: “oh hell no, YOU LEAVE Biscuit/BISKY Krueger Decell, biskerton biscsanthemum cookies and cream bumble butt beenbo Green Bean (aka ‘da bean’) scrimblo, scrungo, crumbobumbus cumuloBimbus beebo, de beeb, cinnamon roll butter face sweetypunkin bromblesnort snuggle bug scrunchface crongus blimbyston
OUT OF THIS or I SWEAR TO GOD I will throw hands!