Abbis

Etymorph: An object that pretends to be something it's not, but which actually is the thing that it falsely claims to be. Eg:

• Dino nuggets are made from real dinosaur
• Fake plastic plants made of cellulose or PLA - ie, made out of real plants
• Still life paintings using natural pigments derived from plants depicted on the painting
• Lightbulbs in a video game consume real electricity to emit real light
• A video game within a video game that can be played

remember when c.s. lewis tried to write a sci fi trilogy and his good friend J. R. Tolkien hated the third book (That Hideous Strength) so fucking much he started calling it That Hideous Book

hey wait a minute why'd i start this fun fact by writing "remember when". that doesn't make any sense. all of this happened before any of us were born. who the fuck would remember that. what's wrong with my brain nobody remembers that??? it's just a cool fact. i'm not even sure it's true. why did i say "remember when" what the hell brain

remember when constantinople fell to the ottoman empire in 1453. that was a wild time

At a certain point I wonder if it would be unethical to say how many shinies I've gotten in this