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"I think skull-shaped bottles are just gonna be kind of across-the-board cool, but I do like the coloring on that one. 10/10."

"YO THAT'S SICKER'N ALL SEVEN HELLS, 11/10. Also puts me in a ghost-hunting mood, is that weird?"

"I question the intentions of anyone who'd want to drink something shaped like footwear, but I can appreciate the artistry of it. 6.5/10."

"The hard angles and edges gave me pause at first, but i do appreciate the sort of concave part on the side there perfectly suited to nuzzle into. Someone else would have to take care of the contents for me though, I ain't much of a drinker. Solid 8/10."