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Ushwyr, Mayor of Dursir: Solashelhor, you are hereby banned from the village of Dursir.
Solashelhor, legendary feral dog and leader of the Clan of the Mapborn: What! Why?


Mayor Ushwyr: What do you mean "why"? You ruined the festival of Ut yara Ux!
Solashelhor: I did NOT. Everyone had a great time. It was a great festival.
Mayor Ushwyr: How can you say that! You know that Dursir is a place where insects can gather. In Dursir we love insects and the dish called "Insect Doughnuts with Starapple Jam".
Solashelhor: I know that, what's your point?
Beetlebum: (weeping softly) Oh, why? Why!
Spark Tick: (furiously) What's the point? What's the point!!
Mayor Ushwyr: Fear not, friend insects, I will handle it. Solashelhor, you dug up this Beetlebum's ancestor. From Dursir's own graveyard. On the day of the festival of Ut yara Ux. When the village was filled with Beetlebums and other insects.
Solashelhor: Come on. It was funny.
Beetlebum: (weeping loudly) Oh, great grandma! How could you do this to my great grandma!
Mayor Ushwyr: You then paraded the corpse around the festival, yelling, "Look at me, I'm Dingus, the king of the Beetlebums!"
Spark Tick: (more furiously) That's not even an insect name!
Giant Centipede: Beetlebums don't even have a king!
Beetlebum: (weeping even more loudly) WHYYYY????!
Solashlhor: In my defense: this is a classic prank. That I do all the time. And it always gets a big laugh from everybody in the Clan of the Mapborn. I had no idea that in Dursir you'd all be bad sport whiners about it.
Mayor Ushwyr: Get out of my village.
Spark Tick: (even more furiously) I'm gonna tell every insect in all of Qud! You will be despised by every insect! Even docile insects will attack you!
Beetlebum: (loudest possible weeping) You aren't welcome in our holy places!


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