Me: Hey, is our baby still outside?
Husband: Yeah, she's running around, barking.
Me: She's been out there this whole time?
H: Yeah, hold on, I'll get her.
M: Are the street lights on? If the street lights are on, it's time for her to come inside.
H: They are, actually.
(Hathor runs in)
M: what are you doing outside? The street lights are on! Everyone knows that the universal rule of summer vacation is that you come in when the street lights come on.
H: But it's September 14. The 104 days of summer vacation are over.
M: It's always summer vacation for dogs.
H: True.
Lv 99 Final Boss Monster
- she/her
Final Boss Monster of the Rooftop of Babel
Creator of @SPITE
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"That's great and all, but I don't know how this is gonna help get Trigger off the moon."
10:02
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