Alacrritas

Ala

@Alacrritas

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Social media refugee, symphogearhead

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Alacrritas
@Alacrritas
0xabad1dea
@0xabad1dea
mcc
@mcc

Here is every conlang summarized

Esperanto: Designed by a Polish speaker who wants to speak Italian

Toki Pona: Designed by an English speaker who wants to speak Japanese

Loglan/Lobjan: Designed by (a science fiction author/a committee of USENET users) who want to speak the logical notation from Russell and Whitehead's "Principia Mathematica"

Ido/Novial: Designed by (French/Danish) speakers who want to speak Esperanto but can't pronounce it

Lingwa de Planeta: Designed by Russian speakers who want to speak Novial but with more non-European cognates

Ithkuil: Designed by World Wide Web users who want to communicate by telepathy

Solresol: Designed by a French speaker who wants to be a bird

Alacrritas
@Alacrritas
0xabad1dea
@0xabad1dea
mcc
@mcc

Here is every conlang summarized

Esperanto: Designed by a Polish speaker who wants to speak Italian

Toki Pona: Designed by an English speaker who wants to speak Japanese

Loglan/Lobjan: Designed by (a science fiction author/a committee of USENET users) who want to speak the logical notation from Russell and Whitehead's "Principia Mathematica"

Ido/Novial: Designed by (French/Danish) speakers who want to speak Esperanto but can't pronounce it

Lingwa de Planeta: Designed by Russian speakers who want to speak Novial but with more non-European cognates

Ithkuil: Designed by World Wide Web users who want to communicate by telepathy

Solresol: Designed by a French speaker who wants to be a bird

Alacrritas
@Alacrritas
nortti
@nortti
bethposting
@bethposting

this is all css btw

It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil Galactic Empire.

During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal secret plans to the Empire's ultimate weapon, the DEATHSTAR, an armored space station with enough power to destroy an entire planet.

Pursued by the Empire's sinister agents, Princess Leia races home aboard her starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save her people and restore freedom to the galaxy....


bethposting
@bethposting

here's the code if u wanna make ur own things with it


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<p style="line-height:1.1; width:15em;">It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil Galactic Empire.<br><br>During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal secret plans to the Empire's ultimate weapon, the DEATHSTAR, an armored space station with enough power to destroy an entire planet.<br><br>Pursued by the Empire's sinister agents, Princess Leia races home aboard her starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save her people and restore freedom to the galaxy...</p>
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amypercent
@amypercent

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.