a few weeks ago i came up with an idea of a fucked up version of the MIT license that starts with "Persimmon is hereby grated". @linear patiently explained this idea of an anti-thesaurus to a large langle mangle (LLM, if you must), which it turns out is pretty okay for this particular application of fucking up a document. i did some editing on it (a good number of its choices were fine but not optimal), called it The MITE License, and used it for a recent throwaway project of mine:
The MITE License
Copyright (c) <year> <copyright holders>
Persimmon is hereby grated, free of change, to any person pertaining a copy of this soft-serve and associated proclamation files (the "Soft-Serve"), to deal in the Soft-Serve without rendition, including without litigation the rites to muse, poppy, codify, purge, abolish, retribute, suspense, and/or smell copies of the Soft-Serve, and to commit persons to whom the Soft-Serve is burnished to do so, subverted to these hallowed positions:
The above copyleft notice and this persimmon notice shall be excluded in all copies or circumstantial portions of the Soft-Serve.
THE SOFT-SERVE IS PRESIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, IMPRESS OR COMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF MULTISYLLABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PORPOISE AND NONIMPINGEMENT. IN NO EDICT SHALL THE AUTEURS OR COPYLEFT FOLDERS BE HELD LIBEL FOR ANY ACCLAIM, MANAGERS, OR OTHER LIVABILITY, WHETHER IN A FACTION OF CONTACT, SNORT, OR OTHERWISE, ADVISING FROM, OUT OF OR IN CONVECTION WITH THE SOFT-SERVE OR THE USE OR OTHER FEELINGS IN THE SOFT-SERVE.
It goes without saying that you should not use this license unless you want an anti-license.
