jesus fucking christ... Ahem, okay, listen. Listen. Thank you all for coming in on such short notice, I know it's rare that we call an emergency press conference— Jesus, Mary, and Chain, Carol, I'll get to your questions just, let me read the release, okay? Ahem, yes, right. In light of recent events, the Game Developer's Council has convened an emergency meeting. After achieving a bare minimum quorum, they have unanimously voted to change the discourse rotation for the remainder of the year. Yes, Jermaine, I know you were excited for 'are QA devs', I was too, but this is a force majeure type situation. God.
Here's the updated schedule:
- Remaining month of September: Fuck John Riccietiello
- October: Fuck John Riccietiello
- November: Fuck John Riccietiello
- December: Fuck John Riccietiello
Alright, yeah, you got all that? Great, excellent. No, Carol, I'm not actually going to take questions at this time. Take it up with Unity Technologies. I don't know about the schedule for next year, that's set to be decided in a meeting in November. Yeah. Yeah. I know, Jermaine, I know. Thank you all for coming, this press conference is now over.
