Alice Over Zero

@AliceOverZero

Rogue Trans Void Witch

she/her

To evolve, to flourish.
To let die that which makes you dead.
My short fiction
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Alice Over Zero @AliceOverZero10/30/2023, 3:04 AM

gravis again @cathoderaydude

gravis again @cathoderaydude10/30/2023, 2:53 AM

if you think about it, pizza is really a type of food

Gay Eminem on 9/11 @DecayWTF10/30/2023, 2:54 AM

here we go with the discourse again 🙄

gravis again @cathoderaydude10/30/2023, 2:56 AM

"is pizza food" greatest forum thread in history closed by moderators after 85,000 pages of heated debate

Alice Over Zero @AliceOverZero10/30/2023, 3:04 AM

Valiantly dying in the ensuing flame war . . .

. . . in order to spread the truth that pizza is an artificial land-dwelling gelatinous zooplankton, an important food source to sustain the ecosystem it was made for.

#pizza

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in reply to @cathoderaydude's post:

@rotopenguin10/30/2023, 3:23 AM

Your body could hypothetically live on substances that are not pizza, but the soul can not. Pizza is not a food, because every other food can be replaced with a substitute that still provides equivalent sustenance. Pizza is alone in feeding the spiritual life of the individual.

Ryan JL @recycledoj10/31/2023, 1:26 AM

I love pizza because it just can be whatever you want it to be.

Robert Hutchinson @ertchin11/2/2023, 3:01 AM

I'm always eating this.

Saying. Saying this.