Parker Posey's Mouth

but could somebody watch the world series for me? We got 3 innings in, it was looking real exciting, and then Fox preempted things to tell us the spree shooter had been found dead, and like... I don't even know how a person is supposed to watch baseball when the extra thing they had to sign up for to watch the season finale can just be taken away to air local Fox affiliate news indefinitely. And it's not even really news, it's the one new piece of information, and then they just went back to telling the horror stories and harassing the survivors and victim's families again. Horseshit.