many theorize that the kitchen could be cleaned after making food, removing the need to clean it before making food... however, none have developed a method for this
I'm going to make food, and then I'm going to clean. Haw! Do I do it before, or after I eat my delicious meal? Which of those ideas seems less absurd?
I tell you, some people don't even live in the same universe as those of us who have tasks to accomplish.

