All my muscles and connective tissues feel like stringy sponges. The congestion isn't too bad. I'd be fine if I could just... like, sit in a hot tub for a while? Itchy face insides could use the steam, and the achy flesh could use the soothing bubble heat.
Fuck being sick. I'm too cool for this shit.
My lungs hurt. The congestion is mostly gone. I can't really taste anything today. My arms ache so much, from just below the wrists to about the middle of my biceps. What's the fuckin' deal with that, anyway? Why does my meat feel like it's trying to escape from my bones, when I've got a respiratory disease? It's all nonsense!