We Disney haters tried to explain that Disney was evil. You fools! You didn't want to hear it! Said we were Killjoys. Spoilsports. Knowitall jerkoffs. Boring. Ugly. Obnoxious. You begged us to "just let [you] have [your] thing." And since we had no power as purveyors of truth, we had no option but to let you ignore that tumor growing on your brain, and gnash in outraged horror as it grew large enough to swallow society. Who's jerkin' off now, Knowitnones?! BOB IGER, THAT'S WHO!!! The moron who greenlit CopRock is jerkin' off all over our civil liberties, and you let him!!!
Just look how far you "Disney Adult" assholes let them push us;
- The Disney Corporation will devour your wife.
- The Disney Corporation will say that you legally agreed to be cool with them eating your wife, because you agreed to use their services at some point.
- The Government must decide whether it is true or not that you agreed to let the Disney Corporation devour your wife, and by proxy, whether the Disney Corporation is legally permitted to devour you as well.
The Disney Corporation's only interest is power. The power to decide if you live or die, based on how profitable it is for them. Their whims decide the laws that decide our fates. When they do this, they're asserting that they believe the Government (which they have private access to,) is likely to agree with them. And the Government will at least have to consider making it legally the truth, because they trade a lot of favors, and both consider us a resource to be consumed. The ruse is up. The hideously thriving tumor lured you in with the fast food equivalent of entertainment media, and you walked our whole nation into their eagerly undulating phagocytic membrane. Was Buzz Lightyear worth it? Was Live Action Mulan???