I said "I'll come over, keep you company for a bit" and as I'm getting ready to leave I think "I should grab a DVD. That's a good breakup chilling activity." I look at my shelf for the perfect choice for this friend, and this emotional situation, and I decide with full conviction on Bubba Ho-Tep (2002).
On the way there I stop for snacks. I realize I forgot the DVD, probably on my way out the door. "Nuts." But hey, at least I didn't tell him I was bringing a DVD. No harm done. Maybe we can just stream it.
Arrive at his place. Let myself in with arms leaden by snacks. He's getting up and pressing pause on the remote. I see the screen and I scream. He is watching Bubba Ho-Tep (2002).