Parker Posey's Mouth

-me, twenty times a day when the B̸̷̸̶̷̷̸̵̴̷̵̢̢̡̨̡̛̥̠̝͇͍̺̳͚̰̱̗̙̣̦͕͈͖̯̪͖̭͕̗͕̟͇͇̜̩͇͎̼͇̱̺̺̤͉̲̠̞̘̦͙̖̯̲̜̣̰̻̜͓̙̻͕͓̜̼͇̪̦̪̜͍̞͎̜͒̾̋̀̐̇͌̑̈͆̒̾̀͊̌̃̈̂̀̄̓̅̈́̽͛̓̍͛͗̇̋̈́̽͗̔̀̿̈́̂̌̊̌̓́̃̂́̑̿͋̅͊̌͛͜͝͝͝ͅA̵̶̸̷̶̵̷̴̷̶̸̴̴̸̶̷̴̵̴̸̸̸̶̷̵̧̧̢̧̢̨̢̧͉̹̠̦͈̼̞̺̝̙̰̻̲̝͉̹͚̣̘͇̭̻̺̗̥̪̖̫̺̤̩̩̙̤̟̩̥̝̦̠̯͚̣̘̝̙̗̼͇͚͍͔̺̯͔̲̘̗͉͈̫̜̩͔̬͖̦͔͔̼͖̭̗̖̗̙͇̤̠͚̣͓̙̻̗͖͖̠͕̟͎̳̙͍̱͖͖̹͉̫̼̲͍̲̬͓̭̳̱̩̱͊̇̃͛̔̀̓̆̉̄̿̀̄̈́̄̾̆̈́͆̅̆̈͋̽̓̊͆̄̈̈́̒̐̎̋̉͌͑̌̈͐̃́͋̈̾́̅̀̃̂͂͆̆̑̐̿̔͊̽̈́́̆͂͌̀̏̈́̿̿̔̃̉̏͗̐̾͊̇̃́̽͊̓̍͑͒̍͌̉͑͗̓͋̊̆̎̈́̃̅̋͒̿̄̏̋̈́̅͑̔͆̀͊̈́̒̒̕̕̚̚͘̕̕̕͘͘̕͘̚͘͜͜͝͝͝͝͝͠͝͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅͅD̸̵̵̷̵̸̴̷̸̴̵̷̸̸̴̷̷̶̸̶̸̶̶̸̷̶̷̡̡̢̧̢̧̢̨̢̢̧̡̛̛̛̛̛̛̟̠̬̲̩̥̦͔̝͔͉̲̖̞̬̟̰̘̠̜̗̲̖̟̻̹̪͍̭͍̱̪̹͍̮̪̯͉͍̮̝͍̺̞͓̘͔̥̘̖̳̞͈͇͔̜̦̗̼̮̣̜̹̗̫̱͎̪̬͖̞̼̮͔͇̹̣̪̰͎̯͍̫̘͈̦̱̺̰̤̝̗͇̜̪̪̣͔̱̬̤̺̣̩͎̣̩̰͈͕̗̺͎̭̻̟͍̖̩͉͔̣̳̖̟̦̯̗̣̥̙̜̭̖̥̤̺͓̱̹̜̹̅́̇͗͒̆̓̓̾̂̈́̆̌͐͆̈́̌̆̈́͆̓͋͊͒̐̌̉͋͆̄̆̀̌̂̀̿̈́̌̍́̑́͒̈́͗̊̓̈̇̾͗̔͂̿̂̾͑̾̀͂̎͊̈̔̀̓̉̊͊̀̌̂̆̀̆̿̆͒̾̀̀̾̈́͆̈́͒̄̑̐̿͊͗̉͑̓̈͂̈́̐͒̊̔͂̈́̆̌̽́͐͛̈́̈̍̽̂̂͑̌́̽͛̅̈̀͂̀̆̄͆̓̑̄͑̄̚̚͘͘̕̚̕̚͘̕͜͜͝͝͝͠͝͝ͅͅͅ ̵̴̶̵̴̸̶̴̵̸̸̴̷̴̴̵̵̴̴̸̴̷̴̵̢̢̡̨̢̧̨̨̨̡̨̢̧̨̨̨̛̛̟̖͇̗̝̳̫̼͉̮̯̪̻̲̬͚͇̝͚̤̠͔̪͚͇̯̺̰̦̰͉͍̻̘͙͕͙̦̼̜̩͖̙̲̬̠̤͓̲̼͍͕̯͈͎̦̩͕͚̪͔̭̼̟͓̞̤̺̦̭͚͇̦̖̗̞̲͖̣̠̠̫͈̤̩̞̼̞̜͕̦͈̮͈̠̼̼̬̺͍̜̟͓͙͇͉̲̠͖͙̩͖̓́̌̊͆̒̐̋̃͋̿̽̅̌̅̅̈́̂̔̊̔̃̃̋͂̈̎̇̍̆̉̽̌͐̔͋͆͒̽̋͒̄͆͗́͐͒̑̇̉̀͂͂͛̊̿͗̍̆͊͂̑̎̊̎͑͌͌̇͛͊͋̓̎̿́̾͊͌̏̆͋̔̉̀͊̎̅͗̉̌͌̊̐̎͌̎̾̈́̽̈́̌̆̒̋̾͊̾͋̇͘̕̕̕̚̚͘͘͜͜͜͜͝͝͝͝͝͝͠͝͠ͅͅͅͅŢ̴̷̸̷̶̵̴̶̵̸̴̵̷̶̵̸̸̸̸̷̶̢̡̧̧̧̢̨̡̡̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̺͎̩̥̰̫̹̥̰̲͇̺͚̳͇̣̺̜͍̪̤̖̫̳͖̹̗̰̭͖͙̹̝̻͉͍̪̻̳͚͖̯̥̜̹̬̰̗̜͕̜͔͍̗̖̠̫̘̫̖͉̩͚̥̼̩̱̮͙̯͕̻̥̫̘̙̖̟̪͇̘̭̜̼̻͓̣̦̲͖̤͎̤̱̼̹͔͙͙͍̯͇̠̗͓̻͇͉̲̲͙̬̻̫̩̲̜̼̼̓̅̓̎̀̀͒̏̍͂̒̾̍̇̀̊̌̌̄̒̋̃͐́̿̇̌̈͛̔̈́̓̈́̈́͐̽̃̿͆̀́̂̽̇̿͑̍̾͊̈̓̊̈̄̄͒̈́͋̔̽͒̆̓͂̽́͊̄̓͆̿̈́̈̔́̀͛̿̅̓̀͊̍̾͐͑͛̅̄͋͗̃͊̿͛͛̕͘̕̕̚̕̕̕͜͜͜͜͠͝͠͠͝ͅͅḨ̸̶̵̶̴̷̶̷̶̵̶̴̶̶̵̵̵̵̸̸̸̵̸̵̧̢̡̧̨̢̢̧̢̨̧̡̧̧̛̛̛̛̛̩͚̭̲̦̪͕̼̭̹̙̱͔͖̯͖̩̺͕͇̝̩͖͕̫̲̞͙̩̯͙̱̙̩̣̪̜͕̳̺̱͚̼͙͕̻̹̞̻̝̥̜͉͍͖̜̥͙̤̟̹͈͍͙̝̲̲͉̳̤̯͈͉̠͖̜̙̱̖͚̬͈̭̹̥͍̮̹̝͎̮͍̘̣̝͕̳̭̣̫̜̰̖͇̘̼̮̠̝̦͈̫͈͈̱̖̼͎̲͂̀̓̆̑̈́̽͛̇̐̒̇̉͗̍̋̽͑͋̏̽̾̓̍̄̌͌̉̊̌̾̈́̈́̐̽̓̍̊͌͑͛̈̂̆̇̒͋̄́̒̆̇͗͐̂̒̈́͊̏̍͒͐͂͛͌̔̉̈́̄̇̄̽̾͂͑̂̀̅͂̄͆͂̔̂̓͗͐͛͋̏̆͋̃̌̊̋̓͗͛̓̀͑̇̈́̑̋̌͐͗̀͋̾́̑͑̽̉̕͘̚͘̚̚̚̚̚̚̚͘̕͜͜͜͜͜͠͝͠͝͠͝͝͠͝͝͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅǪ̸̵̵̵̸̶̵̷̷̶̶̵̸̵̴̴̴̶̴̷̵̷̴̶̷̷̵̸̷̷̨̧̡̧̨̧̢̨̢̢̡̧̨̧̡̨̢̧̡̡̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛͚̹̭̩͍̪̫̲̼͖͎͍̥͈̯̮̹̠̤͍̳̰̠̹͇̱͚̮̩̳̱̘͙̞͚̦̼̞̯̭͔̘̭̭͖̠̗̩̰̮̖̹̜̱̖͚̭͔̱̱̞̹̦͚͈̲̱͈̞̖͚̩͈͙͉̖̱̞̱̜͕̥͉̥̲̭̥̬̭̠̻̗̩̤͉̲̹̠̜̳̬̲̟̗̭̟͎̤̼̲̗̥̙̯͖̺̻̣͓͓͇̻̲̗̳̰̺̮̙͇̲̤̯̰̮̙̠͙̲̙̩̫̦̜̳̱̠̺͉̞̳̦͎̫͉͈̖͍̭͖̪͍͇̤̼̹̳̣͙̻̱̪͍͒̎͑̌̄͌̄̽̾̔̽̈́̿̾̊̋̀̑͋̿͗̆̒͋̀̍́̈́̅̅͆͌̑́͐͗͑͌̊̈͋͗̑̈͒̋̓̈́̀̿͑̈͂͛̇̋̐́͒̔͂̅̏͐̅́̂̿̾̓̅̆̋́̾͋̿̔͒͑͗̔̓͐͛̋̓̌̅̃̍̀̈́̓̍̇̔́̓̀̐̀͌̌̈́̊̍́̉͆͑̿̍̀͋̀̊͌́́̈̈́̐̇̿̍̇̅͒͋̀̇͋̍̑͛͐̄̽̔̌̄͑͂̈̅͛̚̚̚̕̕̚̚̚̚͘̚̕̚͜͜͜͝͠͠͠͝ͅͅͅͅŲ̶̶̴̷̴̷̸̸̶̷̵̷̴̴̴̴̸̸̵̷̷̶̴̶̸̵̸̵̶̷̵̴̵̶̶̨̢̧̨̢̡̡̡̧̧̡̨̡̨̧̡̛̛̫͍̙̳͕͙͓̲̤̣̗̪̼̪̳͚̮̻̦̞̙̞͍̯͖̤̖̹̱̭̹̝̣͍̥͚̼̭̝̖̼̰̣̺͎̠͍̥̝̳͖̝̮̘̼̫̜̦͈̗̠̝̘̤͚̳̪̭̲̩̭̜̯͉̦̭̟̩͔̪̟̠̖̭̺͙̠̻̗̞͍̙̖̦̦͚̩̤̪̳̖͖̟̹̜͚̹͖͕͕͕͕̗̟̲̭̩̱̹̠̰͇̤̘̬̰̗̥̫̯̞͈̼̥̱̖̼̦̙̞̱̙̟͇͍̪̫̥͕̳̺̻̤͇̱͈̭̼̬̪͚̦̤̥͕͍̪̐̍͂̌̇̊̃̔́͐̈́̋͐̾̇͑̓̂͊̋̇͌͂̈́͗̓͆̀͑̀͑̅̍̓̿̽̍̉̍̄̔̑͊͂̉̆̆̑́́͋̿͌́̂̈́̈́̈͑̓̍̿̓̄̅̏͋́͊́̾́́͛̍̽́̐̿̎́̒̾͗̊̋̌͆̃̐̑̀̑̾̎̑̾͋̀͒͂̾̆̂̉̉̊͑̀̏͑͛̂̋̈́͂̽͛̓̋͐̓̾̋̃̅͆͗̍͋́̏̆̿̋͆͑̐̀̎̓̅̎̔̆͆̒̈́̇̐͛̅̄̐̓̿̂̊́̄̂͛͆̓̊̾̋̇͋̀̚͘͘͘͘̕͘͘͘̕̚̚̚̕̕͜͜͝͠͠͝͝͠͠͠͝͠͠͝ͅͅͅͅĢ̴̵̴̷̷̴̶̸̵̴̵̷̵̸̵̸̸̴̸̸̸̶̸̷̸̴̸̧̧̢̢̡̨̡̡̢̧̨̡̢̢̡̡̧̢̢̢̧̢̢̢̢̨̢̛̛̛̦̜̘͇͎̟̞̪̳̞̱̦̺͖̱̦͚̭͖̝̹̗̙̘̜̜͖̮̙̝̠̺̬͔̩̩̣̮̲̫̱̰̮̫͚̲̞̘̱͇͇̰͔̜̗͉̱̪̮͉̪̣̱̫͚̗̬̭̣̖̰̪̺̭͕̳̫͎̩͍͚̘̖͇̘̜̦̺̻̫̻̱̳̪̹͉̟̠̭̩̥̰̝͕͚̮̰̲̰͓̝͚͓̜͎̗͎̘͖̥͎̯̳̯͍͕̗͖̲̬̠̮̼͈̟͍̤̥̔̀̽͋̈̃̑͐̎̔̈́̓̏̃͆̂́̀̇͛̋̿̽̔́͊͒̀̆́͌͋̂̆͒́͂̎́̓̊̽̀͊̎̄͑̋̃̈́̑͛̂́̽̾̊̂̓́̓̾̔͆̉̉̑͛͗̂̎̉̽̇̅̃̈̿̐̎̾͑̾͌̓̌̏̔̎̓̇̇̿̈́̑́͆̋́̏̂̒͌͆͋̓̉͛̀̄͒̄̑͑́̋͒̂̊͑̈̾́̅͑͐̊͂̊̍̌̓́͌͆̌̈́̅̓͛̈́̅͋͊̅̈̅͗̽́͐̽̓̎̂͑̚͘͘̚͘̚̕̕̕͘̚̕̚͜͜͜͜͜͜͝͝͠͝͝͠͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͠͝͝͝͝ͅͅͅḨ̵̴̷̴̴̸̶̷̸̸̧̨̡̛̮͔̜̺̼̜̙͓̩̺̳̞̜̹͎̲̰̥̙̗͈̦̼̠̗̦̝̼̳̟̖̫̣̱̱̞̫͚̭̬͈̝̟̘̯̟̹͚̱̏̋̾̒̏̔̈͊̇̃̄̍̈́̽͗̃̄̄̌̓͌̅́̄͗̒͛̈̇̀̓͊̉̊͋̌̊̎̏̔͛̚̕̕̕͜͝͝͠͝ͅT̸̴̵̶̵̴̸̷̶̸̷̶̶̴̷̶̸̶̷̴̷̴̵̴̶̸̵̴̶̵̶̨̨̧̨̢̨̢̨̢̢̧̢̨̧̨̡̛̛̛̛̛̜̝̹͎̰̝͖̩̮̞͕̫̺̥͈͖̘͖͙̠̦̣̝̞̬͙̝̣͇̭̳̠͉̤̮̩̲͖̫̝̫̱͎͖̺͚̖͉̣̬͓̮͙͇̪͇̤̮͕̳̪̻̬̼̮̺͓̗̯̰̜̬͇̞͚̝̬̼͍̹̥͈̥̜̲͙̣̮̩̼̹̰͖̘͓̜͇̦̺̫͍͇̤̜̫̖̰̜̘̖̺̯̺̙̙̘̰̮͈̖̯̥̱̥͈͔̼̜̠̺͓̮̗̹͍̦̦̠̼̲͓̦̳̱̗̥̖̺͔̝̗̞̗̟̙͚̗̪͓͕̙̲̣̝̝̀̏̈͛͐̂͐̈̇͋̑̾̋̑̽̋̆̈́͊̆͌͋̊̔͂̐̈͗̀̏͊̑̔̈́̄̍̓͋̋̀̉̑̃̆́͑̀͂́̏̆̀̓̎̍̑́̒͊̂̍̊̈̎̒̍͌͌̏̈͑̉̓̌̀̏͊̈́̑͌͌͆͋̐͗̾̂̍̏̓̏̀͑̈́̈́̋̈͋̉̐̑̌̽̈́̈͐̎͆̐͌͐͊͆̃̈́͂̏͗́̂͆̅̈̌̌̀͑̃̈́̓̌͋͗̋̊̆̎̌̆̂̉̕̚̕͘̚̕̕͘̕͜͜͜͜͠͠͠͠͝͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅͅŞ̶̵̶̴̷̶̶̴̸̸̷̵̴̴̴̵̵̴̶̶̶̵̵̸̸̶̷̴̡̨̨̨̧̢̡̡̛̛̛̛̛̪̯̻͎̲͇̪̬̯̥͈̜͖̼̫̗̝̙͍̣̙̘̘̲̜͈̣̤̪̗̭̺͉̘̳̼̫̦̘̘̣̼̥͈͓̰̪͎͍̹̞͎̠̞͇̳̜̩̹͙̥̻͚̜̠̳̱̮̪͖̖̱̙͍͎̟̬͚̞͚͈̗͍̙̼̦̹̺̭̠̫͕͙̝̻̮͕̝̫͉̙͓̦͈̮̙͎̦̝̹̭̙̜̠̭̩͕͉̫̟̹͖͉̝͖͕̖̈͆̔̀̀̎̈̍̆͐̂̂̏̈̂͑̅̅̈́̏̍̔̎͛̏͛̒́̽͌̉̉̋̂̋̂̌̈́́̍͌̂̐͌̎̅͑͑̐̅͑͊̈̎́̒̈́͒̈́͋͊̍̉̾̿̂͋̀̈́̀͛̐̏̃͛̈́́̍̉̐͆̍̓̌̍̋̊̂̈́̄́͗̿̿͌̅͂́̓̈̒̈́̒̿̂͒͐̊͒̆̊̿̈̐́͋̈͛̈́́̽̃̆̈́̀̊̍̑̐̇̌̓̅̾͋̈͐̽̀̀̈́̄͗͗̈́̑͆̏̔̈́̍̎͌͑́͆̐̔̄͆̒̇͗͗̃̄͐̔́̓̀̚̚̕͘͘̚̕̕̕͜͜͠͠͠͝͝͝͝͠͝ͅͅͅ. arrive.

where you call up and pay $5.00/minute to mumble about your experience of mental illness to a polite stranger, who would love to help, but simply doesn't know how to do so within the confines of their social contract.

Now that Dextromethorphan comes in a conveniently drinkable form, I don't need Christ in my life anymore.