As per tradition, I have by request posted a wishlist, in addition to my usual mutual aid requests.

The wishlist is here: https://www.amazon.ca/hz/wishlist/ls/3703O9NWPZF5Q?ref_=wl_share

Seeing as I also need financial help, my PayPal is jebwrench@gmail.com and my kofi is:

As a special favour, anyone who kofis me 25$ or more will get to receive a divination written by me, a Jeb. Send me an ask and I will give a reading for you, or an OC, or whatever you want (strictly for entertainment purposes). I have multiple card decks, a spirit board, and a pendulum board so far I can consult. Thank you for your help 🙏

• Revanchists will find cause for alarm.
• An odd sensation grows within certain sheets of Keratin.
• An infestation of Bugs spreads unchecked.
• Can't join 'em if you done beat 'em!

you should pirate shit

you should download files. it's fun, free, and better for the world than streaming services. "but it's hard" this is a guide. i promise you don't need to be a computerhead. i believe in you.

why should i pirate shit?

• streaming services suck. in every industry, they make their money by financially ruining the people who make the art they profit off of. their algorithms, instead of helping you "discover new art", funnel you into what they want you to watch/listen/play. they're janky & inconsistent & are all missing things. fuck em.
• having your collection of files rules. remember how dads would get excited about their cd or dvd collections? they were right. that shit rules. trust me: knowing your collection represents your tastes, and you're in control of what's in it feels sick as hell.
• it's free! spend your 10 bucks a month buying music from a broke artist on bandcamp instead. easy.
• using media library server software, you can stream your own files to your tv/phone/etc, like streaming services.
• pirate streaming sites also exist but tbh they also suck and I'm not trying to sit through "try not to cum" ads to watch a show in questionable quality with no subtitle options.

read on to Learn....

a pathetic creature of nucleic acid and protein coating, panting and sweating as you course through my veins. How can you even hope to challenge a perfect, living, chemical reaction?"