a live website with template elements (alongside non-template items) and alarming google reviews which are largely either 1-star or 5-star

Ashley/Alterutra ~ nb trans fem haunt ~
Comix, DJ Chunes and Illustration
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Despite my funy badge in my pinned I do rechost NSFW stuff for your consideration
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COMIX! +
DJ GROUP HUG MIXES!
a live website with template elements (alongside non-template items) and alarming google reviews which are largely either 1-star or 5-star
this is maybe the most cursed eatery i have ever seen
I did not expect the crypto art there, but it sure fits with the cursed vibe somehow
you see, their logo used to be an ape but they realised they could easily pivot with a hole saw and some paint
They don't close randomly for a few weeks to trek out to Ottawa, do they?
I was so confused about what this could possibly be until I saw "Crypto Art" and went, oh okay, I get it now.
I was talking with a friend about this place yesterday and he was convinced it was a front.