
hi, i'm amber and i like big
26 | ace | really cool uwu
18+ but not in a super explicit way
amid all the kink thoughts i have, it IS fun to think up silly thoughts, too :>
EDIT: also don’t worry this would 100% be me if i were a goddess-
id spend at least 30 minutes ranting about my omnipotence, smiting random trees out of frustration before creating new keys out of thin air, getting in
...and only then realize i never got a driver's license
OH NO
yeah no that sounds like something i’d do- get all the way to the car before realizing “wait… …i don’t know how to drive”
no don’t worry i get it, this would 100% be me if i were a goddess, too-
im imagining pulling out a keychain that instead of having keys on it it has multiple universes, and just like, moving them around rapidly trying to find where the hell the keys are
pfffff
"universe that worships me, universe that worships me, universe that i punished for not worshipping me, universe that worships my boobs...maybe the keys are in the universe i play hackey sack with?.."
30 minutes later and still anxiously thumbing through the universes on a keychain. no sign of the keys