There once was a wise old master who lived on the mountaintop. One day, a student ascended to the peak, and was permitted to ask the wise master one question. They asked, "Master, which is better: big boobs or small boobs?" The wise master had the student hold a dollar bill in their left hand, and four quarters in their right.
The master asked the student which was heavier. "The coins," the student replied. The master then asked, "And which is more valuable?"
And then the student was enlightened.
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