that moment when there's slug tracks on the carpet that end abruptly with no slug in sight so you have to crawl around on the bedroom floor hoping to spot the slug and of course it's at a hella awkward angle lodged between furniture so you use the blunt butter knife eviction tool as a mirror to figure out where exactly the slug is and the slug doesn't want to get on the eviction tool so you have to try and convince it for ages and then come up with a plan of actually evicting it because it's raining fucking hellfire outside and giving it water won't be enough to keep it alive
