that moment when there's slug tracks on the carpet that end abruptly with no slug in sight so you have to crawl around on the bedroom floor hoping to spot the slug and of course it's at a hella awkward angle lodged between furniture so you use the blunt butter knife eviction tool as a mirror to figure out where exactly the slug is and the slug doesn't want to get on the eviction tool so you have to try and convince it for ages and then come up with a plan of actually evicting it because it's raining fucking hellfire outside and giving it water won't be enough to keep it alive

i know kitties have their yucky yucky oil scent glands and so every door and wall at head level is brown but this poor shork ended up like this over the course of a single week of infatuation and i'm starting to get concerned. why are you leaving so much brown everywhere fkfkfkkf

Roughly 4 months ago, someone stole my recumbent e-trike, having cut the lock. The damn thing was expensive, and the insurance money has unfortunately had to go towards bills and cost of living. I'm not in any danger of being unable to afford to live, yet, but in my unemployed, no-income state, I will not be able to save up to replace my ticket to the world (which, for the same specs as the one that was stolen, would run me about $5,000 USD). So I'm turning to crowdfunding.

I'd like to not feel like I'm stuck in this house. I'd love to not have to beg for rides whenever I want to do anything more than a mile away. I feel so bad for asking for help with something like this when so many others on this website need money just to survive. But if I don't ask for help, it's a guarantee nothing will happen. So, if you have something to spare, and you're feeling generous... the link's up there.⤴️

message to all my fellow dragons,

RRRAAAAAAAAAAAWRH