Is there any version of "purple burglar alarm" but for Americans. I want more people to make fun of my accent and give me examples of how it Doesn't Work

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Is there any version of "purple burglar alarm" but for Americans. I want more people to make fun of my accent and give me examples of how it Doesn't Work
I think it depends on the region of America you're from
I grew up in Texas but have a fairly standard American accent - I'm just really good at slipping into a Southern one if I find myself around a bunch of people who talk like that π
If you're southern I bet something like "ire for the tire fire" would be difficult but I'm from the north so idk for sure lol