I feel like not enough people talk about Noelle wanting to know if Susie is an obligate carnivore.
Why are you asking, Noelle?
"Oh no it would be terrible to get beaten up by Susie by the way Kris do you think she would eat me? Do you think she would sink her sharp teeth into my flank and blood would get everywhere and woah I think I need to sit down for a minute."
"Oh my gosh Kris, Susie tried to eat your face? That sounds so scary! What did you do to make her do that? Can you write it down step by step? In detail?"
