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Is… this what you want? I don’t know

Also I can’t color this in I don’t have any colored markers/pencils/etc. You’ll just have to take my word for it ig

Shame on us. Doomed from the start. May god have mercy on our dirty little hearts.

I think General Tso's Chicken should be our national dish.

I think it's crazy to me that we share the planet with giant pyrosomes and they're barely discussed or acknowledged

I am, unfortunately, unable to identify the original source for this image, which has been circulating the Internet without credit for at least a decade.

EDIT: Source found!

You know what's extra fascinating about this? Pyrosomes are tunicates, which means they're chordates. They're just outside the vertebrate clade, essentially our cousins. You are more closely related to a pyrosome than about 95% of animal species on earth.

We need to go back

even the ordinary ones are like...okay, let's swim around for a little bit and then settle down to filter-feed for the rest of our lives. brain? who needs that? and there are so many weird outliers in that category.