i saw a cafe that they'll read your fortune for you for $10, which seems like it might suck for the barista if they're short staffed, so here's my idea
you get a capsule machine with those plastic multicolor alien toys, and you put a sign up for each color like "GREEN = plague, misfortune, avarice; YELLOW = wealth, warmth, hospitality, diuretics"
then you add a brief little text in each capsule like "someone you know is very horny right now. lend your flushed friend a hand" or "watch the skies; the birds bring tithings. follow them."
and then the idea is you apply your alien color theme to the fortune and also you get a little plastic alien
What if we get rid of the plastic. Because more plastic is bad for the environment.
And instead we replace it with a different fun little treat. Like a cookie.
And then we just ditch the color thing to cut down on costs. Maybe we can include, like, maybe some numbers on the back for extra fortune-ing.
Then we just let the cafe hand them out with people’s orders.
