AnEvilHerbivore

Noted chaos imp

  • She/Her

32
Southern refugee in Seattle.
Gray ace, bi, monogamous, and single.
My cat's name is Artemis.
Avatar by: @rixsig-writes



It's very funny to me that, growing up, popular media taught me that getting into monogamous relationships is easy and boring, but having a threesome was the white whale that everyone is striving towards but can never actually accomplish.

And now, here I am, 31 years old. And I can think of about 10 people off the top of my head who would 100% have a threesome (or more) with me if I asked, but actually getting a relationship off the ground has proven a nearly impossible task.

(This post brought to you by seeing a scene from a sitcom of 2 people discussing threesomes as if they were some mythical fairytale.)


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