A.) Get someone to help me figure out why I can’t get WSL to work
OR
B.) Get someone to help me get windows power shell to run bash scripts (which I am assured is possible but fucked if I can find out why mine won’t)
Because I NEVER want to so much as look at a batch script ever again.
Instead of sleeping tonight, I decided to learn how to run windows commands from Python instead of any of this.
So, problem solved. Shoulda just done this from the beginning.