The Addamses

for the last year I've thought about how I'd like to get a wheelchair but no, I'm not disabled enough, I'm just lazy, it would be inconsiderate, I'm appropriating the struggles of the disabled, and today I'm having a pretty bad flare up because I didn't realize that the two desserts I ate had lactose in them, barely able to stand from the combined pain and brain fog, and I'm thinking "boy, it'd be really great if I just had a wheelchair because using my arms isn't nearly as strenuous as standing to make food, and I bet I wouldn't be as in much pain and could probably make more food if I was just in a wheelchair today" and like. nah i think i might just be disabled enough to justify a wheelchair to the mean little voices in my head